Baldheaded Coffee Conspiracy

	Duration: 02:49 minutes Upload Time: 07-03-03 16:04:01 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: German scientists have reported that drinking coffee has been shown to retard and even stop hair loss and tout caffeine as a possible cure for baldness. My local tv news program reported this finding as if it was true, but I suspect a bald-faced corporate conspiracy to dupe workers into working faster and faster for vanity's sake.
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marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Hahaha. 07-03-03 23:24:09 _____________________________________________________
yumajohnny ::: Favorites gulp ok 1 cup 59 more to go. this is gonna take all week! 07-03-04 09:20:41 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites but you'll be fullheaded 07-03-04 11:02:47 _____________________________________________________
burrheadjr ::: Favorites Strange, the one time I drank coffee, I only got through one cup. The strange part was once I was done, I urinated about 60 cups worth. 07-03-04 23:06:37 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Strange.... 07-03-07 18:50:17 _____________________________________________________
420smokeymcpot ::: Favorites ahhahahah man you're nuts i love that nalsts intro'd me to you 07-03-25 10:26:45 _____________________________________________________
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marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Thanks. 07-03-25 11:30:32 _____________________________________________________
BlkSerialKilla ::: Favorites Go bald or have my heart explode....hmmm I wonder 07-05-02 21:53:57 _____________________________________________________
amagadz ::: Favorites you got it all wrong. if drinking 60 cups of coffe in a day, you could die. Caffiene is proven "defeat" the DHT from testosterone in your blood which damages the hair folicles. coffe also thins out teh blood so the DHT passes your head quick. rubbing coffee on your head, as weird as it sounds is the best way to do it and your skin absorbs the coffee. if you thought they told you to drink it all, you're weird. 07-05-28 10:54:47 _____________________________________________________
amagadz ::: Favorites DHT is something thats in testosterone. the more testosterone you have the more DHT you will have. when you over-masturbate or have sex too much the body creates much testosterone and if you dont burn the DHT overdose you get from doing that it will reach and thin out your hair folicles. I saw this on the TV too and you were obviously not paying attention haaha dumbass 07-05-28 11:02:46 _____________________________________________________